|Saturday, January 15th, 2011|
|About that time, eh chaps?
I suppose it's time to start taking this journal a little more seriously.
Today I woke up, got a shower, ate, watched 2 hours of TV, played on the computer, slept.
God life is good.
|Tuesday, September 29th, 2009|
|Sephiroth's Game Review
Welcome to Sephiroth's Movie Review where, I, Sephiroth, review new games. The game I am reviewing today is "Final Fantasy: Dissidia".DISSIDIA REVIEW, BY SEPHIROTHIT FUCKING SUCKS.
|Tuesday, May 5th, 2009|
Ladies and Gentlemen:
That is all.
|Wednesday, April 1st, 2009|
To the idiot who just tried to reset my password, GG, you fucking loser.
|Thursday, May 10th, 2007|
Michael Jackson is a hero amongst men. That is all.
|Friday, May 4th, 2007|
Been a while... I finally got a Super Toilet. Haven't broken it yet, and I've been consuming mass quantities of peanuts. More than you fuckers could ever afford off your meager paychecks!
Btw, you fags aren't getting this LJ.
|Saturday, August 16th, 2003|
|Sephiroth's Movie Review
Welcome to Sephiroth's Movie Review where, I, Sephiroth, review movies. The movie I am reviewing today is "Judge Dredd".JUDGE DREDD MOVIE REVIEW, BY SEPHIROTHIT FUCKING SUCKS.
|Wednesday, August 13th, 2003|
Well fuck, my toilet's broken for some reason now. I'm gonna have to call a plumber tomorrow.
I just took the biggest dump ever. I swear, if this dump was any bigger, it would be HUGE. Like, so huge you wouldn't even be able to lift it with a nuclear-powered bulldozer. You fags wouldn't be able to come up with a dump with this even if you ate 30 pounds of peanuts every day for the rest of your life, and only went right before you died. THIS WAS THE KING OF ALL DUMPS, PEOPLE. THE LIKES OF WHICH SHALL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.
When I flushed it, I shed a single tear.
|Tuesday, August 12th, 2003|
OMGWTF \/ \/ \/ \/ GET THAT FAG OFF YOUR FRIENDS LIST ^^^^ GET THAT ONE TOO
|Tuesday, March 25th, 2003|
I'm fucking sick and tired of people asking me for my account CONSTANT-FUCKING-LY, so here's the deal, fags. The person to post "I am a fag." in the comments the most within an hour gets the account. Each typing of "I am a fag." has to be done in a separate post. This "contest" will last for a full week. The faggy winner will be determined afterwards. Have fun, retards.
|Saturday, March 8th, 2003|
|Saturday, February 22nd, 2003|
|Sunday, February 16th, 2003|
People I Hate:
Idiots who ask for my account
Nerds who complain about inconsistencies between book and movie
People who belive that you can only like Tool or only like Radiohead
Hippies that don't shower.
Anyone who thinks "Wrestling is fake" is a good rebuttal to anything WWE related
more to come.
Look! I'm posting! On my LiveJournal!
Here's the deal.
I said "Stop bothering me", and I get 3 more stupid fucking e-mails asking to give them the account. FUCK OFF. You're not getting it. Stop fucking mailing me, you goddamned morons.
For those who thought that was too long:
FUCK OFF. YOU WILL NOT GET THIS ACCOUNT.