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    Saturday, January 15th, 2011
    12:54 am
    About that time, eh chaps?
    I suppose it's time to start taking this journal a little more seriously.

    Today I woke up, got a shower, ate, watched 2 hours of TV, played on the computer, slept.

    God life is good.
    Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
    6:32 pm
    Sephiroth's Game Review
    Welcome to Sephiroth's Movie Review where, I, Sephiroth, review new games. The game I am reviewing today is "Final Fantasy: Dissidia".

    DISSIDIA REVIEW, BY SEPHIROTH

    IT FUCKING SUCKS.
    Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
    9:10 pm
    Ladies and Gentlemen:

    Penis...

    That is all.
    Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
    10:41 pm
    LMFAO
    To the idiot who just tried to reset my password, GG, you fucking loser.
    Thursday, May 10th, 2007
    1:30 pm
    Michael Jackson is a hero amongst men. That is all.
    Friday, May 4th, 2007
    10:39 pm
    I return!
    Been a while... I finally got a Super Toilet. Haven't broken it yet, and I've been consuming mass quantities of peanuts. More than you fuckers could ever afford off your meager paychecks! 

    Btw, you fags aren't getting this LJ.
    Saturday, August 16th, 2003
    6:58 pm
    Sephiroth's Movie Review
    Welcome to Sephiroth's Movie Review where, I, Sephiroth, review movies. The movie I am reviewing today is "Judge Dredd".

    JUDGE DREDD MOVIE REVIEW, BY SEPHIROTH

    IT FUCKING SUCKS.
    Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
    9:43 pm
    Well fuck, my toilet's broken for some reason now. I'm gonna have to call a plumber tomorrow.
    8:44 pm
    I just took the biggest dump ever. I swear, if this dump was any bigger, it would be HUGE. Like, so huge you wouldn't even be able to lift it with a nuclear-powered bulldozer. You fags wouldn't be able to come up with a dump with this even if you ate 30 pounds of peanuts every day for the rest of your life, and only went right before you died. THIS WAS THE KING OF ALL DUMPS, PEOPLE. THE LIKES OF WHICH SHALL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

    When I flushed it, I shed a single tear.
    Tuesday, August 12th, 2003
    12:20 pm
    OMGWTF \/ \/ \/ \/ GET THAT FAG OFF YOUR FRIENDS LIST ^^^^ GET THAT ONE TOO
    Tuesday, March 25th, 2003
    6:31 pm
    Fuck.
    I'm fucking sick and tired of people asking me for my account CONSTANT-FUCKING-LY, so here's the deal, fags. The person to post "I am a fag." in the comments the most within an hour gets the account. Each typing of "I am a fag." has to be done in a separate post. This "contest" will last for a full week. The faggy winner will be determined afterwards. Have fun, retards.
    Saturday, March 8th, 2003
    1:03 pm
    11:29 am
    I like porn
    Porn is good.... yes..... -TDE
    Saturday, February 22nd, 2003
    11:24 pm
    Sunday, February 16th, 2003
    5:43 pm
    People I Hate:

    You
    Idiots who ask for my account
    Nerds who complain about inconsistencies between book and movie
    People who belive that you can only like Tool or only like Radiohead
    Militant Lesbians
    Militant Fundamentalists
    Hippies that don't shower.
    You
    Anyone who thinks "Wrestling is fake" is a good rebuttal to anything WWE related
    Michael Bolton
    Jesse Jackson

    more to come.
    4:48 pm
    Look! I'm posting! On my LiveJournal!


    Here's the deal.

    I said "Stop bothering me", and I get 3 more stupid fucking e-mails asking to give them the account. FUCK OFF. You're not getting it. Stop fucking mailing me, you goddamned morons.

    For those who thought that was too long:

    FUCK OFF. YOU WILL NOT GET THIS ACCOUNT.
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